Why is my cat always on my keyboard?

dnd-homebrew5e:

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me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

aceofsquiddles:

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

This post has not helped me. The notes are all over the place with measurements. I’m just gonna stick with metric.

trans-lesbian-glimmer:

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

Direct action

mamapluto:

guzhuangheaven:

How to make ancient Chinese lip rouge by 李子柒

All of her videos are so great tbh

channmander:

protectcombeferre:

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

@serendipidaydream @digmon

snapdragonroar:

candletrails:

welcometomybrainstation:

when your otp has an honest talk only in dire situations, like when they’re running full tilt being carried by the wind shouting at the top of their lungs

(the movie made this flying thing so romantic, but the book version is basically ‘howl and sophie scream into the wind as it slams them back to the castle’)

Romance the Ghibli way:

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Romance the Diana Wynne Jones way:

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#i saw a post that was like#‘the hmc movie is told from howl’s point of view#and the book is from sophie’s’#and it changed my life (via @gil-estel)

alternativeblkgal:
“positive-memes:
“This parent gets it
”
I can’t even imagine what my life would have been like if I had a parent like this.
”
alternativeblkgal:
“positive-memes:
“This parent gets it
”
I can’t even imagine what my life would have been like if I had a parent like this.
”

alternativeblkgal:

positive-memes:

This parent gets it

I can’t even imagine what my life would have been like if I had a parent like this.

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

adonischildsupportcase:

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life-imitates-art-far-more:

Giuseppe Giorgetti (documented 1668-82)
“Saint Sebastian” (1671-1672)
Marble
Located in the Basilica di San Sebastiano fuori le Mura, Rome, Italy

positive-memes:
“We have a long way to go, but we’ve definitely come far.
”
positive-memes:
“We have a long way to go, but we’ve definitely come far.
”

positive-memes:

We have a long way to go, but we’ve definitely come far.

accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:

tanclybowen:

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

This is a gift to humankind

loish:

a bubbly sketch! 

canadian-kazoo-god:

probablybadrpgideas:

Have your players roll very hard perception checks every 10 minutes.

When someone finally succeeds, that’s when you reveal that the big bad has been stood 5ft to the right of the party for the whole adventure.

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